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Preaching to a bear

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to
the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get
together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.

One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn’t really
all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear.
One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment.  They would
all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to
convert it.

Seven days later, they’re all together to discuss the experience.

Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has
various bandages, goes first.  “Well,” he says, “I went into the woods to find me a
bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism.
Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I
quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God,
he became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him
first communion and confirmation.”

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and
both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone oratory
he claimed, “WELL brothers, you KNOW that we don’t sprinkle! I went out and I
FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God’s HOLY WORD!
But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began
to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we
came to a creek.

So I quick DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said,
he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising

They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed.

He was in a body cast and traction with IV’s and monitors running in and
out of him. He was in bad shape.

The rabbi looks up and says, “Looking back on it, circumcision may not
have been the best way to start.”

The Preacher and the Bear

There may be a few folks out there who were instantly reminded, like I was, of Phil Harris’s song “The Preacher and the Bear”, so here it is, via recording on YouTube.


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